Sometimes the lowest-hanging fruit tastes the sweetest.

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

Yeah, he got that. He’s either a mega Prince fan or did a lot of research. He should go work in the Twin Cities somewhere, they would have appreciated this a lot.

Prince wrote the song...

Someone fuckin hates this guy

he’s a hot idiot

Is that fucking SEERSUCKER?! It’s already blurry-looking in a still photo, imagine how it’ll look on live tv.

A friend of mine works for an Australian Olympian and we have been mocking the Australian uniform for weeks. It looks like a barbershop quartet had sex with a boarding school.

I can’t get over the fact that they hired models to wear the clothes. WTF?! “We’ve got access to the most athletic and beautiful human bodies on the planet. Let’s hire some outside talent with really hollow cheeks.”

Straight men starting wearing long shorts in U.S. when gay rights became a thing and they decided it was super gay to show off your body, thereby drastically disappointing all women.

Honestly, they’re the most restrained things DSquared have done in twenty years, so I have to clap for them.

Though you’d think they’d want to hide as much skin as they can... since it is going to be covered in boils from the water. Cabin Fever... olympic style!!

Right? I mean, when a thin, athletic woman looks weird in shorts, there is something wrong. It gives her some strange shape that makes no sense when you look at the size of her legs.

You know, you might have had a point up til you started talking about how great Canada’s unis looked...those look like hipster douche trash sportcoats, not “we mean business suits”.

What even is that horrid short length?! These are athletes. Give me thigh or give me death!

I had completely forgotten about Ryan Lochte. Jeah! Super excited for Rio now! Jeah Jeah!

And the poor child was sick for TWO AND A HALF WEEKS! How do you look at your child’s worsening condition and not have that gut instinct to save your child?

i don’t even have kids and i can’t fucking understand it

Good. If you’re an adult, feel free to be a guinea pig, treat, don’t treat, whatever.

Leicester City has announced that the Pearson, Hopper, and Smith are to be suspended indefinitely, starting immediately. Team officials cited their own internal standards of professional conduct, which requires that all players film potentially embarrassing videos in landscape.