US ‘94 still holds the attendance records and we didn’t have to build a single new stadium.

OSHA may be a pain in the ass, but most of those people would be alive if they were in a civilized country.

Wouldn’t it be nice to know?

Blatter Cancer

Sepp Blatter: I heard ten Brazilian workers died for the 2014 World Cup.

Assorted human rights violations

Sepp Blatter’s not looking for the cure
Sepp Blatter’s not concerned about the sick among the pure.
Sepp Blatter, let’s go dancing on the backs of the bruised.
Sepp Blatter’s not one to choose

Because Bella is the Mary Suest of all Mary Sues and her super special vampire baby is Mary Sue Jr.

Something about a super fast aging ability/uncannily beautiful and intelligent for a baby? She’s supposed to have this magical je ne sais quoi as the unholy offspring of a vampire and a human. In the case of the movie that je ne sais quoi translates as horrible model faced gremlin spawn. I didn’t read the books or see…

but... but.. why did they just not suggest Ellen...?

My grandmothers both wanted a stake in my name when I was born, so they suggested a name combo, ala Renesmee.

Okay I didn’t see this movie or read the book, was there a vampire-related reason that they had a creepy Renaissance-baby-Jesus instead of just a kid?

I didn’t see any mocking of the body shape - the dress DOES look painful and ill-fitting.

“Worse than this ...”

How is this worse? Oh, because it is about YOUR family. Seems the need to be the center of attention extends even to the comment section.

Did you read that Salon.com article too? They talked all about Taylor’s growing up, how she became a popstar and how she is in no way the underdog that the media make her out to be. I knew she was rich but I didn’t realise she was banking dynasty rich. Also I had no idea that she wasn’t even southern and that she…

Yep. It’s also not that hard for her because she didn’t have tour for money, just for exposure. Touring for money is long & tiring. Her daddy bought a part of her label for her so she’d have creative control - not that she did very much with the creative control, but her journey is absolutely not the same as the…

Man, I have seen this guy’s picture so many times in the last few days! He always seems so smug with a self-satisfied smirk. I really wanna punch him.

“I just thought of way to be even shittier!”