AFookinRocketScientist
AFookinRocketScientist
AFookinRocketScientist

Kylie’s complete and total face and body transformation is SO SO BIZARRE to me?! I mean obviously I know plastic surgery is A Thing but I don’t think I have ever seen someone look so completely like different person (of, it must be said, an entirely different ethnicity)— I wonder if it is because she started getting

i am into this, but also idris is way too cool to be friends w her becky ass self.

lol yah riiiiiiiiiiiight like anyone believes that TOM is the one who wanted to be public. sure.

Is this shade? Do we need a shade court ruling?

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

DAMN JEWEL

Nah. And from Jimmy Carr that's a bit tame.

It was a gift to us all.

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

Rob Lowe was quoted as saying that your reaction is exactly the reason.

why was she even there in the 1st place???

I once stood behind Ann Coulter on line at a supermarket checkout. It took me all my strength not to throw my produce at her.

Are those their real names? Because if I showed up somewhere with Ryder, Ace and Paris I’d assume I’d wandered into a 90s teen drama.

Meh. It’s a bad (as in, unfunny) joke, but I’m not entirely sure the outrage is justified.

I love that people thinks Cage is a bad actor. That is so freaking basic. The guys is actually one of the finest actors of our time... He just takes a lot of dumb roles for money.

Dude.

Right? They look like two awkward giraffes on a blind date that won’t end.

Hello Ms. Swift! For privacy we have a lovely booth in the back for you and your party.

Nicolas Cage was married?