I’m embarrassed that I didn’t realize, based on the last paragraph, that it was sarcasm.

I like your post, and I would agree — except that her tweet actually said: “Immigrants: they get the job done.”

Yes — this really matters.

Thank you for this. I wish I could give you 1000 stars.

I wish I could give this a thousand stars. And I wish that your prayer will be heard.

I love this post and your dogs very much.

I love this post and would love to hear more.

The way you wrote this anecdote is seriously so charming and sweet (“and in fact she loved him very much”), and I love that you said she barks at Diane Sawyer posters. Your first post on this subject is also very cute (“so in my house, we respect Robert Pattinson”).

Rom Roberts! I haven’t seen one of your posts in so long. I’m so happy; it’s like an early Christmas present.

Second, Robot Trump doesn’t employ Real Trump’s signature thumb-to-forefinger jab, a motion so viscerally offensive I regret that humans were given fingers at all.

That’s really beautiful. I wish I could give this 100 stars.

This piece is beautifully written. I love it so much.

Thank you for this post — I wasn’t going to watch it again, because I’d already seen it. But that was even better.

This comment is brilliant in so many ways. It’s like Shakespeare — each time I re-read it, I see new layers of brilliance. It deserves a thousand stars.

This is so horrifying, and I’m so sorry it happened to you.

That was long but totally worth reading. Favorite lines: “Make sure the towel can be reached, even if you are lying on your back in the water.” “If he does notice your garb, calmly explain that you are taking part in a product testing experiment for J.C. Penney.” “Cats have no handles.” 

Yes, that was my immediate reaction too.

It’s kind of like how, after doing or saying something incredibly racist, people will say, “I am not a racist.” It’s like they think that they’re not a racist as long as they’re not actively lynching people or advocating for mass genocide.

I would give this 100 stars if I could.

I see him sometimes on TV doing post-game commentary, and it is genuinely distracting how blindingly white and fake-looking his veneers (top and bottom) are.