Yes — it looks like she was only on her second nose at that point. Not sure about the chin.

I always love your articles, and I love your grandmother. This piece weirdly eased some of the alternating stress, rage, and despair that I’ve felt in my downtime since the election.

This is kind of brilliant.

I did ask myself that, but your post saved me from having to click on the link. For which I thank you.

So many things were, by themselves, worth the price of admission — including Groot’s explanation for not liking hats. And Mary Poppins. So many good things.

I’m mesmerized by the egregious lack of proofreading in the pitch deck. I feel like if you’re going to ask for $25 million, you should maybe at least check your pitch deck for weird typos and extra words. And also not scam people.

I found this picture online, purportedly showing him with his original nose. I say “purportedly” because the before and after photos are so different that it really could be an entirely different person.

JFC. No words. I want to vomit.

I feel like we all knew this was coming — that there would be attempts to dig up dirt on this passenger, as if that would somehow retroactively justify the actions taken against him. It reminds me of an incident when Giuliani was mayor, where an unarmed (and, if I remember correctly, nonviolent) man was killed by a…

The CEO’s statement indicates that the four United employees showed up at the gate after all the passengers had boarded. I don’t think United’s overbooking provisions can be read to allow them to forcibly eject passengers who are already on board. Rather, these provisions address only how United can deny boarding to…

This man could not be more perfect if he tried.

Your dogs are cute, and they have excellent names.

I have no horse in this race (since I don’t know either of these people), but it’s not slander if it’s true. (I’m not saying whatever this girl tweeted about him was true. But if it was, it wasn’t slander.) Also, if it’s just an opinion (like “Cole Sprouse is a dick”), it’s not slander either.

Just looked Marc Mukasey up, and he actually does! Not even entirely kidding.

I love this GIF! Look at his little tail wagging!

I just scrolled back up to look, and holy crap you are right.

So many good references in this post.

I think it’s cute when people say things like “Has anyone considered [a completely obvious thing that has obviously been considered many times].”

He really thinks he’s cool, though. He thinks the things he says are cool and sharp and witty, and that calling this a “nothing burger” was an awesome take-down.

Daisy Ridley’s profile is ridiculously perfect. Also, I could listen to Dame Judi Dench demand answers to Star Wars questions all day.