This is the second Star Wars reference that has actually made me smile today, after almost a week of not smiling. (Wait — it is Star Wars, right?)

This is the first thing that has made me smile (internally; not on the outside, because I am a grim and unsmiling person) about the results of the election. I love you for posting it, whoever you are.

I love elephants. They are smart and wonderful and take care of each other. And yes, the Republican Party doesn’t deserve to have the elephant as its symbol. Maybe a hyena would be a better symbol? I need to think about that.

Weirdly, that makes me feel a tiny bit better. Maybe 0.5% better. But it’s better than before. So thank you.

I’ve thought about that too. But then I think that as long as we’re praying for miracles, surely a vengeful and just God could figure out a way to keep both Trump and Pence out of office. And then I think, wait, what if God was vengeful already (mad about, I don’t know, the fact that Trump’s campaign made people…

I don’t know how I’m typing this, because that first picture killed me. It’s not just incredibly cute. It is just everything.

Now I’m crying again. Damn it. I hope this country doesn’t let your grandmother down.

Now I am crying. I want to echo what all the other replies say and thank you for your beautiful post. I hope you and your family have a wonderful day.

Me too. And I love this GIF so, so much.

I know a bunch of Cardinals fans who were rooting for the Cubs — some secretly, some openly, some only choosing the Cubs because they didn’t want to root for the team with the racist logo, and some choosing the Cubs because Cubs fans are genuinely loyal fans who deserve some joy. Even though I worried that the…

I wish I had a thousand stars to give this. Actually, as long as I’m wishing for things, I’ll just wish that your wish comes completely true, and also that all the bad things stop, and that we could all undo our worst mistakes and regrets (without inadvertently triggering some of terrible Butterfly Effect), and that…

Lindy was (is) amazing. And so are you, for saving and posting this. I want to read it over and over.

Thank you!

Yes. And may she always have to sit on chairs that are uncomfortably warm from the butt of the large, slightly sweaty person who sat there before her.

I am an idiot and can’t seem to find this on her website. Do you have a link? Every time I get really stressed about this election (which is constantly), it makes me feel better to read things like that.

This might be my favorite post ever on Jezebel. Each time I lift my eyes to look at it (as I type these words), I burst out in dorky giggles again.

Your first point is important and should be emphasized more. I’m embarrassed to say that, because I only know of Wharton as a graduate business school, I did not even know there was an undergraduate college. So, when he boasted about his Wharton education, I assumed he had somehow managed to earn a Wharton MBA…

When I first saw the headline (and before I scrolled down to read the story), I assumed this was a metaphor for what’s happening with the Trump campaign. You know, how it’s being brought down not by outside attacks, but by Donald Trump himself. His own revolting behavior, his own unavoidable implosions, etc.

Yes, exactly. The fact that Donald Trump exists and says these things is infuriating and revolting — but (if it were just him) you could just dismiss him as a nuisance, the way you step over a pile of dog crap that some asshole left on the sidewalk. But the fact that there are so many millions of people who support…

That’s really good, and so true.