Counterargument

Cars aren't as pretty as they used to be.

Happy birthday Jalopnik. My faivorit story has to be Chris Harris's How Ferrari Spins. http://jalopnik.com/5760248/how-fe…

C7 Leak

so what it's got hardly any miles on it... would rather see one being actually used. what a waste. Should be getting daily'd

Could not resist.

In Communist China, the highway curves you!

Pure sex...

Don't forget the Super Stock 'Cuda! This is actually a modified example, they came out of the factory in primer grey with black un-painted front fenders, hood, and nose.

Because fuck you, <3 rotary.

The '63 Pontiac Catalina Lightweight (aka Swiss Cheese):

The Mopar winged warriors were a semi-successful story; the Daytona was the first Nascar to top over 200mph and won the inaugural Talladega 500 (also the car's inaugural race), the Superbird brought Petty back to Plymouth that lead to several more championships. They never sold well in the dealerships (big $ compared…

The obvious one:

Yo dawg I heard you wanted a success story

Duh.

Morgan Aero GT3. It's proper stuff.

*ahem*

People aren't buying the Viper because it is a terrible car.
It's noisy, it's cramped, and it's poorly built. Motortrend has found unacceptable levels of variation between the performance of each SRT Viper they have tested, and their latest test car had unfastened seats, unsecured hood vents, mismatched tires, and…

Water just made things worse, eh? I guess the Tesla has some electrical Gremlins to work out.