Arizona version of "If you find yourself in Lien's situation, I would advise that you:"
He got SMOKED!
"Running over bike riders is in no way justifiable" - I respectfully disagree.
As I like to put it, "your lack of preparation does not constitute my problem."
How not paying attention on a busy expressway will void Darwin's basic rules. Pro Tip: The ex girlfriend screaming next to you and the semi honking behind you were not doing so because they were being dicks.....you were. So you effectively made the case: Horsepower can save your life, when you are doing it wrong.
So basically the author can't drive?
Holy mackarel, your carping about the laziness of the writer was very clever!
I use it to do the largest fish to face slap ever on a lazy Jalopnik writer.
Oh, there's so many...
I'd love to see a factory SHOgun made from a Ecoboost in the back of a Fiesta, I'd love to see a modern Ranchero, I'd love a shooting brake based on the Mustang chassis (though not a variant of the Mustang), I'd love to see a full sized RWD car again... So many dreams, so little time.