I watched a lot of Warriors games. The numbers are painting a generous picture. He looked slow and washed. 

I’d also be happy to exchange some insults if you’re feeling at sea. 

Here’s the thing though: KCP’s best season is a mediocrity (it also might’ve been the season he was on house arrest for a DUI, which was deeply weird and kind of fucked). He’s a low-40s shooter without much vision and he doesn’t rebound or do anything special on defense. It just feels like a Klutch tax the Lakers are…

Feel free to put your trust in noted brain genius Rob Pelinka. Lemme know how that works out. 

Eh, that’s reasonable. Personally think Draymond’s better and more versatile than PG on that end, but that’s no knock on George.

That’s a team with two stars who should be playing the 4 and 5 at 3 and 4, no guards above replacement level, an overrated young guy, and two centers without much historical success. I don’t mind Cousins (there’s only so much money) but look at the guard spots (and fucking KCP again) and tell me this is a…

I do like Cousins as a flier. He was overall pretty bad in GSW but that was a tough situation from any angle, regardless of what various hyperventalitors said last summer.

It remains unendingly hilarious that the Pelicans are demonstrably better run than the Lakers. Please keep the signings coming, Rob. DeShawn Stevenson and OJ Mayo need a home. 

You’re out here telling me Rudy Gay and DeMar DeRozan are preferable. You realize that’s insane, right?

Yes, the Warriors will be worse than they were the past five years. So will everyone in the league. Predicting that a Curry/Green/Russell/Half Season of Klay core will do worse than a Rockets team that hates each other or a Spurs team that tops out at DeRozan isn’t all that smart. 

They’ve won three playoff games in two years. They were not a legitimate title contender. At all.

He’s won three playoff games in two years. 

The Warriors still employ the best point guard in the league and one of the two or three best defenders in the league. I’m pretty sure they’re better than the Spurs and Blazers and Rockets. 

How are the Cardinals doing this year? 

That call is made maybe 10% of the time. It was a soft call. Houghton’s limp PK was the deserved result of that.

That’s a soft call on incidental contact. 

And to think we only had to wait about 10 minutes for a terrible VAR call after that!

Man, I was wondering. I almost fired off a “you read the article and think you should be on team Portnoy?!” Glad I didn’t!

I did not know about this. Now I do. Now I am compelled to share it so that others can enjoy a keyboard bully softly blubbering while he snitch-tags a hockey team.

You beautiful bastard.