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It’s a violent game that attracts violent sociopaths. Zeke Elliot, Reuben Foster, Aldon Smith, Jameis Winston...I mean we can do this for days. I guess what you find to be “interesting” is different from me. Takes all kinds, I suppose.

Ah yes, the sparkling personalities of the NFL. Greg Hardy, Ray Rice, Big Ben, Kenny Chesney Concert Guy, Spousal Abuse Man, DUI Owner, Ray Lewis. All the greats. 

You can go ahead and remove “all-star” from that comment for the foreseeable future, my friend. 

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Albert, be fair. He’s also a rags-to-riches billionaire, who pulled himself up by his bootstraps after being barely able to survive on the pittance his father got from...erm...owning a Zambian emerald mine.

God, I remember that one. Kudos to the Rockets fans in this gif reacting like they saw a fucking murder. I really don’t enjoy Westbrook much but Beverley’s bogus vendetta against him is so weak and I want Adams to lay him down like that every game.

Just take solace in the fact that every year in the playoffs, this shtick fails. He goes off in game 1, defenses lock in on his various flailings, and he gets worse every game. Not sure it’ll take the Warriors to beat them this year either. 

I remember Jimmy Butler running into one of his screens and after the game saying he felt like he came from Krypton.

Probably my favorite Deadspin series (outside WYTS), short-lived though it was. 

For this to be a truly John Wall Experience, he needs to spend the next week talking about how he’s actually the best pure point guard in the league and dress in all black for Tuesday’s Hawks game. At that point he will put up 12 points on 15 shots and call out Chasson Randle for not knowing how to win in this league. 

Scott Brook has the rep of a good player development/bad Xs and Os guy. Oubre might just be kinda ass.

Nah, friend. I totally agree. Yank Crime’s tremendous (so is the first Hot Snakes, for that matter) but the ol’ duct tape s/t album is perfect. Because you can never get enough Jehu, this song (particularly the last ten seconds) goes so fucking hard:

This one goes out to Michael Cohen. Good luck in jail, fuck boy!

Ah, good memories. The City and Gyroscope do it for me too. And the Change album is wildly underplayed. (Uncanny Valley on the other hand...)

If anything’s deserving of the pre-Kinja +1, this is it

I mean, he’s 1-8 against the Warriors in the past two seasons. So, I guess as long as it’s not them, sure? 

True, true. He was supposed to be a lottery pick, I think, before the injuries let him fall to GS after their first chip. You can see the pedigree, but his athleticism is sapped from it. Still, plays within himself, doesn’t do dumb shit, and the team seems to dig him.

It’s an improvement over Ainge’s original suggestion: Good Largeman.