Ironically, the answer to “what aren’t we listening to?” is also “sports radio reports.”

The guy who haughtily asked “what aren’t we listening to?” after another guy asked “what aren’t we listening to?” is the worst guy.

This is the finest kind, Roth. Glad you write for this website I spent far too much time on.

Mark Jackson’s been awful for years, but he’s especially miserable during Warriors games mainly because, you know, they fired him then went to four straight Finals.

Kendrick Perkins current skill set is limited to “guy who takes up too much room on the subway.”

Fans who want Finals without key players confuse me are the kids who reminded their teacher she forgot to assign homework. Don’t be that guy.

Can’t believe you weren’t glued to the 2005 Rookie Game, LC. Kinda unforgivable.

I will never forget NBA Champion Jason Williams and the time he elbow passed to Raef fucking Lafrenz.

HE HAS A NAME

Yup. Same deal for reviewing a buzzer beater and making sure it was out of the shooter’s hand before the horn. I guess I don’t have a problem reviewing a real, honest-to-god fight (not whatever chippy nonsense happened at the end of this game, but one where punches actually get thrown). Sum total of all this is: save…

Those were bad calls. I’m really not going to remember those when I think back on this game though.

The Warriors hate doubling but, uh, they’re gonna probably have to double team him. If Jordan Clarkson is in, they can triple team him. That’s about all you can do.

I genuinely like that they look at threes-that-might-be-twos during commercial breaks (mainly because we don’t have to sit through the review and it’s pretty simple to get those right).

There was just SO MUCH in this game. That play alone had three potential lowercase goats: George Hill short-arming his free throw, KD’s miserably bad box out, JR’s superboner. I legitimately forgot that Klay’s leg looked like it exploded in the first half (more JR!).

Oh, it’s absolutely a block. It’s also absolutely bogus it got reviewed.

In a world where Kim Kardashian is meeting Donald Trump in the White House, all things are possible. Let me have this, you monster.

please let it be hinkie please let it be hinkie please let it be hinkie please let it be hinkie please let it be hinkie please let it be hinkie please let it be hinkie please let it be hinkie please let it be hinkie please let it be hinkie please let it be hinkie 

This is really sad. Please stop.

There were certainly a couple on Durant that were questionable. Wouldn’t deny that.

GS was whistled for 17 fouls. Houston was whistled for 16.