I subscribe to them; will check that out. Thanks.

Has anyone written a piece on why Fred VanVleet went undrafted? Because when I watch him play, I don’t really understand how the hell that happened. He fills in all the holes, plays with tons of confidence, two-way, the whole thing. I don’t understand how guys like this can’t get a sniff in the mid-second round but…

The Javale fall was eerily similar to Zaza’s giant cranium mushing Durant’s knee and, lo and behold, same injury with the same timetable. Which means about 6 weeks, a.k.a. end of the opening round.

Lowry, Derozan, Wall, Kyrie, and Kemba are all better. He’s at that Dragic level to me: good guard but you’re not lighting the world on fire. Plus he misses dozens of games a year with some sort of leg malady. I loved him early in his career, but the past three or four seasons have been pretty disappointing.

Bledsoe is legitimately fun but has spent most of his career exiled on the Suns and Bucks and Clippers or the triage ward. He could be an all-star, only because he’s in the East and the guard play there is well below Western Conference guard play.

There was some vaguel Thon Maker buzz earlier in the year but he’s actually just kind of bad at basketball. Middleton’s nice and Brogdon is great for his draft position but, uh, there’s not much else here.

I’m legitimately not seeing the third all-star here. Who do you think has that upside?

I legitimately don’t know. I thought Bledsoe would be nice for them. Firing Coach I Spilled the Soda was a season and a half too late, but that was obviously the way to go. Jabari might just be late stage Carlos Boozer, which is kind of a problemo. I don’t get it. Giannis is one of the most fun dudes in the league but…

After years of bogus Eastern Conference playoffs that served more as an extended recharge period for LeBron and whoever he was bringing along this year, they’re actually looking really fun for once. Philly’s spicy, Toronto is better than they’ve ever been, the Cavs are weird and beatable, Milwaukee at least has…

Watch a different Eastern Conference finalist for once?

I think he’s the guy in Point Break who gets tortured and has his dick cut off. Was pretty high when I watched it though, so no promises.

If you actually enjoy watching James Harden, you’re Reek. I’m sorry to you had to find out this way.

If you look closely, you can see his real writering chair in that photo.

Harden has the corniest game of any superstar in the league. Beyond that fugazi foul above, half his drives involve shoving the ball into a defender and snapping his head back while shrieking. It’s genuinely unwatchable. Which sucks, of course. I’d really like to enjoy watching the team with the best record in the…

I mean, the Cavs are the least intriguing part of the East this year; I’m certainly not excited about Jordan Clarkson maybe getting hot once.

The wild thing is that they’re actually better with all that dross.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

Cool. LeBron lost in 5 to this same GSW team when he had markedly more talent than he does now. Feel like a Warriors team w/ KD is more a thing we should focus on than the year they trotted out Harrison Barnes in that role.

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Have you...have you paid attention to the NBA before? No really, I want to know. The MVP of the league is never on a sub-5o team. Why the hell do you not get this? Take Oladipo off that team and what does he do? Immediately become an all-star. Give Russ Paul George and Carmelo Anthony and what does he do? Win less…