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Works on hot wings too... If the wing’s too hot to hold in your hands, why are you putting that sumbitch in your mouth?

It’s a pretty well known joke in the Jewish community

Welp, after a year of mourning my beautiful cosmic black cat we finally found another black kitty friend. A 12 year old unwanted shelter cat. Gorgeous, part Maine coon, very scared but sweet.

Except Tilda does a weird, insensible thing when she says, “I’m a Scottish woman of 55 who lives in the Highlands. There’s precious little projected on contemporary cinema screens that means a great deal to my life, if truth be told.”

I didn’t realize your 3 and 5 year old were personally responsible for the state of the world but if you really feel like ruining their Christmas instead of doing anything proactive like, oh, I don’t know, contacting your senator or volunteering with an organization that’s actively affected by the state of things,…

Yeah, that is fucked up? Why release them publicly? Who does that help? If that was my dad I wouldn’t want that news shared with the world.

100% same. This feels “make fun of Amanda Bynes during her breakdown”-level of tacky.

Her face makes me sad inside.

What is the point of this

So can we all just admit at this point that Assange is just Putin’s tool to wreck democracy?

Oh wait this is the song I meant to ugh to

Oh wait this is the song I meant to ugh to

I can’t understand people over the age of 13 who still call their fathers “Daddy.” It weirds me out too.

This might be the most hipster paragraph ever:

Balthazar? Axel? Afton? That’s quite enough now, please stop.

Yep, and we mentioned that a couple of times in the post.

The doctor is . . . a woman!

Gonna need a Shade Court ruling on that