shit i am laughing so hard

I don’t see why she had to apologize to begin with.

One of these things is not like the other...

Clover’s not going for outrage. Not every Jez article is about being outraged. It’s about the mistake the magazine made and especially the well-handled apology from the model. Seems more like Clover wanted to feature the model’s genuine apology as a good example. It’s supposed to be kind of a happy ending story. …

a big ol fuck up followed by some decent apologies / basic accountability feels like an honest to God palate cleanser at this point.

Treating women’s bodies as a commodity to be consumed is an unacceptable and pernicious trend that needs to be called out.

We call that Freedom Foam.

“I want to destroy you for your own good. Why can’t you see that, you ungrateful little shit that I effectively disowned.”

KITCHENETTE 4 LYFE.

This is a fucked up comment. There’s no reason to say this.

The first Jedi formed the Order after getting sicked of being friendzoned constantly.

Omg this was my mom’s legit response to the news.

“I wonder if poor Luke got some action...”

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

Yeah, after fighting Lyme disease for 2 years and ruining my intestines with antibiotics, I don’t need friends who are giggling at me or consider me a pain in the ass. Don’t invite people if you’re not happy to have them there. By the way it’s not always allergies, sometimes it’s FODMAP which is malabsorption and can…

How about the ladies just stop fucking Republicans?

Well, hey. Trump may have a blank check to destroy this county for everyone who isn’t wealthy, white and male, but we can all take comfort in the fact that Mitch McConnell will push back against congressional term limits. He’s truly the hero we deserve.

I’ll go back into my hole now. Sorry about showing up and trying to show support like a normal human.

I am really ashamed to be a white woman today.

Well, well, well, here I go again: since I posted at the Gary Johnson one, it’s only fair to post it here too...