She does, in fact. The thing about the noise being harmful to the cows is actually from a university study. They found that many of the cows in the study seemed to be deaf (unresponsive to sound). And the bells are louder than the Swiss ordinance for noise, which is 85 decibels.

I clicked on this because I just had to see how her veganism was relevant.

You’re right, this is all a feminazi plot to take away the power of poor, emasculated men. This is absolutely what feminist belief. It’s also unfair that men die earlier and have to go to war and work construction and women can sit at home and eat bon bons and have men protect them. Oh, and don’t forget to mention…

Maybe this is my privilege speaking, but short of a psychotic episode in which her life or the lives of others were in danger, I cannot envision a scenario in which I would be calling the police because I had a fight with my daughter.

I hope that he is now your ex husband?

“You dumb-ass whore, you gonna spend the rest of your goddamn 2½ years in a goddamn insane asylum with the rest of the retarded kids,” McMillen is heard yelling at Gynnya.

Lutheran or Canadian?

You’re like the patron saint of not making a scene.

Jesus, Mom! I really hope she’s seen the error of that thinking in the intervening years.

I too turn into a whiny eating machine between November and February. I never shit in a box though.

No. She was definitely unaffected by the mistake, and while it was she was nervous before she got the results, she appreciates that the clinic has come clean. I honestly don’t know how you managed to read it that way.

I’ve been upset and sad about a bunch of the celebrity deaths this year, but this is the first time I’ve been just straight up sobbing. I just don’t want this to be true.

Also, unfriended a person I knew from college who was making fun of people caring about her as Leia. Okay, assface, we get it that you’re above Star…

Girl Scouts is a mixed bag dependent on the troop leaders as well - I did brownies for few years and I quit because all we did was “girlie” shit like bake and learn to cross-stitch. (I was like 6 or 7, these days I would gladly learn to cross-stitch).

We only hire people who just took the job to support their coke habit.

What is it with other people being so goddamn shitty about other people lives and their lifestyle choices? These are the same people who can’t imagine a married couple being childless by choice. Not everyone wants the same things in life but that doesn’t mean their lives are without content.

Everyone has a right to an opinion, but this does not change your employment status for those who are full time.

Having a disease isn’t a crime. Knowingly spreading it is. Stop victim blaming.

You’ve been calling the USA Russia for a while now?

Second world mean communist.

I honestly don’t think it’s too harsh a sentence... as someone said above, HIV will be around in someone’s body for a lot longer than 30 years, if it doesn’t kill them first.