ARE YA READY FOR SOME MEATBALL

Boom, roasted.

If you don't like The Office, I think you should take your comments, turn around, and SHOVE THEM UP YOUR BUTT

Timberlake should have kept his dick in a box.

I still think Seinfeld did it better

Shame y'all don't have a sport's site that could do this story justice.

Mommy, can I go out and see this film tonight?

As a life long Rush fan, this is going to be crippling, and will take a while to process. But to tell a little story, I owe my dad’s life to Neil Peart. When my mom decided she was done with chemo and was ready to go, my father confided in me that he would likely kill himself when she was gone.  Both of us are…

You’d have to be high as a kite to even think this concept could work on film.  “High” art, indeed.

The Wicker Cat

My image focused, “Karen” of a sister stole one of my teenage son’s Christmas presents at my parents’ Christmas Eve gathering. He was in that awkward, angsty stage and this really bothered him. She thought it was super funny and refused to return it, even when I quietly took her aside and asked nicely. Nothing says…

The giver was my father, not me, but this is still a great story.

Then hold onto your hat, because you’re about to be fascinated by the revelatory field of psychology and neuroscience known as “attachment theory”.

None. Leaf blowers are terrible. They are noisy pollution machines whose sole purpose is to turn your problem into someone else’s problem while depriving your soil of the nutrients it needs to prevent you having to go out and spend good money on artificial fertilizer. The electric ones are only 18-25% less terrible,…

None. Leaf blowers are terrible. They are noisy pollution machines whose sole purpose is to turn your problem into…

Pro tip: the best leafblower is emailing the nutsacks at G/O who are pushing auto play videos and ads (g-omediafeedback@googlegroups.com) and telling them how bad they are at their jobs.

Pro tip: the best leafblower is emailing the nutsacks at G/O who are pushing auto play videos and ads…

Look, the parsley stock photographers racket is one you do not want to get involved with.

PLEASE INFORM SOMEONE TO TURN OFF THE DAMN AUTOPLAYING VIDEOS

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Once Eminem agreed to change the lyric from “Ivanka” Trump to “Tiffany” Trump, all was forgiven.