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Sounds like the Alf sets had too many cooks...

As much as I feel the Box Office is a useful metric for determining if a movie is successful (and honestly, it is the only one we have to determine that, as all the streaming data is intentionally obscured or unreliable), it does not and never has determined if a movie is good.

Kylie, I usually appreciate your reporting, but you dropped the ball on this one with reporting the wrong city. 

In case you missed it (and most people did miss it), check out Confess, Fletch. Hamm is as good in the role as Chase was and the movie fits in really well with the resurgence of whodunnits.

Also, I’ll be going out of my way to check this movie out.

Q: What’s the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

hey! I did this bit weeks ago!! 

Um, that “talent manager played by Rainn Wilson constantly sports a red bow tie and top hat”, is Dr. Demento. How could you not know that?

If your home alarm system is worth what you paid for it, it will warn you early enough that you can arm yourself and activate your EMP. This will render their vehicles, radios, nighvision scopes, drones, and bodycameras non-functional. It may also render their weapons unusable, but you won’t know this until they don’t

I think Jay Johnston is free if they need someone to finish their sketches.

He has a pretty good agent.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon...

Pssh I get served a warrant I immediately begin pissing on everything I own to assert dominance.

Check out a browser extention called uBlock Origin. It makes this site shockingly readable. 

This is my final feature for The A.V. Club. Thank you all for reading my music writing. It's been such a joy to give the music section the love it deserves.

I do in fact refrigerate my giardinera. Since it’s pickled it’s probably okay at room temp, but I think you’re supposed to keep it in the fridge after you open it.

I’m not nearly as big a fan of the combo as I am of the traditional Italian Beef, hot and dipped. If I want a sausage, I’m getting just a sausage.