First of all, great story with good reporting. (Although as others have pointed out, there seems to be a bit more out there about the father’s past that adds some possible depth here.)
9Man
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Has anyone remained friends with someone after a break up? (A real, living together, had anniversaries break up)?
This is very inconsequential compared to the Fancy Lad who got on the wrong boat. Why, he wasn’t really a Cabin Boy at all!
Expert humblebrag
This being high school, his friends would have told me that it doesn’t count if the first time he scored was in the other end.
It speaks volumes about these people that:
It’s the same thing that makes the church services work in another HBO show, The Righteous Gemstones.
“I must still be under the effects of toxic shock syndrome.”
“Now, Mr. Walters here has been waiting patiently to try on a pair of transitional lenses. If you’ll excuse me!”
“I wish I had somebody special in my life to get mad at me for doing bad things.” “Well, you do. Jesus Christ. Now get the fuck out of here.”
Y’all can try, but nothing is going to beat that “Look at me” story from a few years ago. That one fucked me UP.
Cassidy Freeman really is one of the gems in this brilliant, bizarre show.
Shout outs to Cassidy Freeman as Amber. She’s been great all season, and she really sold rocking that sniper rifle at the end there.
Leading candidate for next manager
Sigh, i still miss Bill Pullman.
A plastic bag of styrofoam cups is also Alex Smith’s new tibia.
Like most cats, when signaling submission, Bangles show their ass.
Something something pass interference LOL
First time saying this: thank god I’m too old to give a shit.
“...into crazed dancing as the new track, consisting mostly of the lyrics “Hail Satan,” starts pumping.”
Anxiously awaiting the flood of puns that are sure to follow.