I mean...of anyone in the MLB, Verlander especially has the right to be super protective over who has access to his cell phone information.

In the movie Cast Away, Tom Hanks spends four years on an island....alone. When he returns to civilization, his estranged wife notes “We got a football team now.”

I probably watched a hundred hours of The Amazing Johnathan as a kid (I consumed all the stand-up I could), and yet I totally forgot about him until I saw a recent clip about this movie. This definitely sounds like something worth tracking down.

(Also, when did Sean return to this site? Did he just step down as editor;…

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

You cannot be serious!

clearly a foot fault

Didn’t watch the clip. Haven’t seen it in 10 years. Still laughed at your description.

I will never NOT laugh at two things:

On the positive side, the fact that they took it down is the only reason I just read it.

According to baseball’s unwritten rules, Bauer now has to throw at himself in his next appearance

They should’ve gotten Norm MacDonald to play him.

I hope he beats this 

I’m feeling admiration for a sports talk host? What the shit is going on??

They are em-bare-ass- ing!

This would have been 1000% better if they had just used real cats.

“Ms. Incontro seemed like a nice person who was ‘having a day’

Nah, he didn’t actually resign, he’s just working remotely from Malaysia.

I’m an old person so I’d have to Google most of those terms but what I think you’re saying is “Man murdered teenager. Man took graphic pictures of dead teenager and posted to social media as trophy. Man’s followers and public media began victim shaming dead teenager”.

You think that’s bad, the movie attempts to replicate reality so vividly that half way through, Simba is shot dead by a poaching Donald Trump, Jr

Merely “photorealistic cruddiness” in the headline gave off delightful Jay-Sherman-in-a-bad-mood vibes, and the rest of the article more than lived up to it. Superb pannery.