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My image focused, “Karen” of a sister stole one of my teenage son’s Christmas presents at my parents’ Christmas Eve gathering. He was in that awkward, angsty stage and this really bothered him. She thought it was super funny and refused to return it, even when I quietly took her aside and asked nicely. Nothing says

The giver was my father, not me, but this is still a great story.

Then hold onto your hat, because you’re about to be fascinated by the revelatory field of psychology and neuroscience known as “attachment theory”.

None. Leaf blowers are terrible. They are noisy pollution machines whose sole purpose is to turn your problem into someone else’s problem while depriving your soil of the nutrients it needs to prevent you having to go out and spend good money on artificial fertilizer. The electric ones are only 18-25% less terrible,

None. Leaf blowers are terrible. They are noisy pollution machines whose sole purpose is to turn your problem into

Pro tip: the best leafblower is emailing the nutsacks at G/O who are pushing auto play videos and ads (g-omediafeedback@googlegroups.com) and telling them how bad they are at their jobs.

Pro tip: the best leafblower is emailing the nutsacks at G/O who are pushing auto play videos and ads

Look, the parsley stock photographers racket is one you do not want to get involved with.

PLEASE INFORM SOMEONE TO TURN OFF THE DAMN AUTOPLAYING VIDEOS

They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”

Once Eminem agreed to change the lyric from “Ivanka” Trump to “Tiffany” Trump, all was forgiven.

First of all, great story with good reporting. (Although as others have pointed out, there seems to be a bit more out there about the father’s past that adds some possible depth here.)

Has anyone remained friends with someone after a break up? (A real, living together, had anniversaries break up)?

This is very inconsequential compared to the Fancy Lad who got on the wrong boat.  Why, he wasn’t really a Cabin Boy at all!

Expert humblebrag

This being high school, his friends would have told me that it doesn’t count if the first time he scored was in the other end.

It speaks volumes about these people that:

The new and improved tomahawk chop...

“I must still be under the effects of toxic shock syndrome.”
“Now, Mr. Walters here has been waiting patiently to try on a pair of transitional lenses. If you’ll excuse me!”
“I wish I had somebody special in my life to get mad at me for doing bad things.” “Well, you do. Jesus Christ. Now get the fuck out of here.”

Cassidy Freeman really is one of the gems in this brilliant, bizarre show.

Shout outs to Cassidy Freeman as Amber. She’s been great all season, and she really sold rocking that sniper rifle at the end there.