Leading candidate for next manager 

Sigh, i still miss Bill Pullman.

A plastic bag of styrofoam cups is also Alex Smith’s new tibia.

Like most cats, when signaling submission, Bangles show their ass. 

Something something pass interference LOL

First time saying this: thank god I’m too old to give a shit.

“...into crazed dancing as the new track, consisting mostly of the lyrics “Hail Satan,” starts pumping.”

Let me get this right. This fucking guy decided to shoot people that weren’t Larry Nassar?

the cops, understandably, expect him to flip on any accomplices

while Tevin and her older sister grew up in Cleveland with their great aunt.

Just a horrible, senseless tragedy.

Anxiously awaiting the flood of puns that are sure to follow.

Wow these fans are ready to levee war on NFL officials.

I mean...of anyone in the MLB, Verlander especially has the right to be super protective over who has access to his cell phone information.

In the movie Cast Away, Tom Hanks spends four years on an island....alone. When he returns to civilization, his estranged wife notes “We got a football team now.”

I probably watched a hundred hours of The Amazing Johnathan as a kid (I consumed all the stand-up I could), and yet I totally forgot about him until I saw a recent clip about this movie. This definitely sounds like something worth tracking down.

(Also, when did Sean return to this site? Did he just step down as editor;…

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

You cannot be serious!

clearly a foot fault

I will never NOT laugh at two things: