On the positive side, the fact that they took it down is the only reason I just read it.

According to baseball’s unwritten rules, Bauer now has to throw at himself in his next appearance

They should’ve gotten Norm MacDonald to play him.

I hope he beats this 

I’m feeling admiration for a sports talk host? What the shit is going on??

They are em-bare-ass- ing!

This would have been 1000% better if they had just used real cats.

“Ms. Incontro seemed like a nice person who was ‘having a day’

Nah, he didn’t actually resign, he’s just working remotely from Malaysia.

I’m an old person so I’d have to Google most of those terms but what I think you’re saying is “Man murdered teenager. Man took graphic pictures of dead teenager and posted to social media as trophy. Man’s followers and public media began victim shaming dead teenager”.

You think that’s bad, the movie attempts to replicate reality so vividly that half way through, Simba is shot dead by a poaching Donald Trump, Jr

Merely “photorealistic cruddiness” in the headline gave off delightful Jay-Sherman-in-a-bad-mood vibes, and the rest of the article more than lived up to it. Superb pannery.

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

Askren also talked a HUGE amount of shit before the fight, he loves being a troll, and for a site that loves to go on about McGregor’s pre-fight antics you managed to leave out Masvidals comments about that right after the section you quoted: “There’s not too many people I’ve disliked, I’ve had over 50 pro fights and…

Oddly enough all three of them are still being paid by the Mets.

I bet it got glowing reviews.

This is...    way too much information.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

What about Mister Evan Drake?   Can’t talk about Skerritt without Cheers.