Juror No. 52: When I walked in here today I looked at him, and in my head, that’s a snake — not knowing who he was. I just walked in and looked right at him and that’s a snake.
“Welcome to the Department of Justice!”
“Why were you fired from your last job?”
He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.
Carroll initially attempted to downplay the incident, saying flying attacks are commonly overblown in the media.
Thank you for your continued support. God damn were the Minutemen good.
Made me scroll up. +1
If you don’t read EVERY communication from Ole Miss in the voice of Foghorn Leghorn, and start every paragraph by mentally adding “Ahh say, Ahh say...,” then what are we even doing here?
Today I Didn’t Learn: who Clay Travis is.
This is an excerpt from my upcoming book, BLOOD, SWEAT, AND PIXELS, which comes out on September 5 and tells the…
It’s a one legged quarterback, duh.
To sune
Were you out all fucking night?
He’ll last. There’s no way Trump doesn’t fucking love this guy.
This is the White House communications director
holy shit it’s happening already? fuck where did the summer go?