Horrifying. Simply horrifying.

It was a good run. This sucks.

And I literally just got ungreyed here like a week ago. Damn.

Wow. That just hit me like a punch in the throat. Devastated for the staff, their families, and these who genuinely engaged with the site over the years. I’ve been commenting for about ten years now. Jezebel has been part of my daily online life for a decade. Ugh.

Well shit.

The actors strike ends (pending a vote) and Jez gets shut down for good. Thanks for the memories Jez.

I have some bad news for you about everything surrounding Austin.

It amazes me that the home state of Mardi Gras and drive through daquiris is so right wing. 

Let’s not pretend that this actually signals that Phillips is now refusing to support Masterson. Or that she is now acknowledging his guilt. This is about asset protection, pure and simple. She’s dividing their assets/trying to put as much as possible in her name so that it can’t be included in civil suits against…

They greenlit THREE seasons? That’s about how long it took for Rick and Morty to run out of ideas.

Read this in Matt Berry’s voice.

Well, at least the animation looks like shit.

If you are an investor giving an 87 year old director millions of dollars to realize their vision, is it “ageist” to ask them to have a plan in case something happens, or is it just “sensible?”

I know how lawsuits work but I really wish they worked different so they didn’t have to include so many adjectives. Like instead of saying “This event gave me emotional troubles, depression, shock, paranoia, anxiety, hot flashes, and light to medium despondence” it could just be “This event got me struck by goddamn…

“My mouth isn’t filled with blood, it’s victory wine.”

Disney: “No.”

Lil’ Ronny DeSatanis is about to enter the “... and find out” phase.

I don’t think you’re seeing the big picture. This is the test case for Citizens United. Either Disney as a company is a person, and the government violated its First Amendment rights, in which case DeSantis will lose millions, or Disney is not actually a person and doesn’t have free speech, in which case Hobby Lobby…

“I would just say, go back to what you did well,

He’s been making the New Coke mistake of trying to imitate his biggest competitor.