99telepodproblems
99TelepodProblems
99telepodproblems

I had a really bad experience with that sensation recently. I was trying to wrap my head around the idea of Non Fungible Tokens while at the same time listening to songs by Meghan Thee Stallion.

Homicide: Life in the Bardo

Aside from Ripley’s underwear and you dressing up like Dallas we do not spend enough time on the satorial elements of this show. 

I am so fucking grateful I do not have to live with the fear those people live with.

Now playing

When I was 17, I remember...I believed in life.

MCU is just another level. Goddamn WandaVision. 23 films, 12 TV shows in and they give us this masterpiece of nostalgia and grief as a psychic prison.

Even as we engage in all manner of fantastic things, even as we pride ourselves in great leaps of imagination, we are limited by our biases, prejudices, social conformities largely invisible to us. There’s no reason at all Princess Leia couldn’t have been a black woman. Or a trans black woman. 

I love the idea of Ackmena as a lesbian and I revel in the butthurt any of these assholes feels about it. You can have a crawfish as a Navy Admiral, a little blue elephant as a band leader, and a giant fanged anus out in the desert, but god forbid a female bartender turns out to be a dyke.

It’s always painful for me to think how if Disney had just pulled back a little bit from wanting to blow its load and took some time to develop a story that truly honored this beloved franchise, how different it would be. You see the proof in the pudding with The Mandalorian. Granted, the Skywalker Saga is more

He is his son after all.

They are really undervaluing Bea Arthur here. In a perfect world we would have an entire series dedicated to her sexy backstory as a bartender in Mos Eisley. 

Thank you. 

Hits so fucking hard right now. 

Jenny Agutter as Dr. Beverly Crusher (which is a deliciously imperfect rhyme) gives me all sorts of feelings. Pretty sure I have been in love with her since An American Werewolf in London.

lol Scruffy! I don’t like to admit it but I am pretty sure this is how you would find me on that ship. 

It is fantastic! It’s those little, passive-aggressive behaviors people with no power in the workplace resort to in a futile attempt to balance the scales a little bit.

The first time I encountered a naturalistic feel for class consciousness in a science fiction context was through this character. Parker and Brett were the grunts on that ship. Lowest on the totem poll. The way Yaphet Kotto played that character is essentially every shit job I’ve ever had and all the people in my same

And I appreciate that ambition. I think it is far more compelling when someone takes a big swing for the fences and fails horribly than just phoning it in. That Cats movie brought so much joy into people’s lives because it fucking went for it and gloriously careened off a cliff. (This is also one of the reasons I

There are truly great movies over 3 hours long.