This is how democracies are given away. Little by little as the inconceivable becomes more and more normalized. 

Jesus Christ, Nostradamus. If you are going to be this bleak could you at least put your prognostication in the form of a quatrain? 

I am really close to cutting this thing out and pasting it to my face.

I will be there. The fact that this guy is in charge of the Russia probe with his BLATANT conflict of interest is fucking obscene.

This is the type of thing that keeps me up at night. And Sessions’s removal as AG yesterday made my sleep particularly bumpy.

Concern trolling writ large.

This is what really happened. The intern, acting on behalf of Cheetoh Mussolini, attempts to literally silence the press by taking Acosta’s mic. She is the aggressor in this situation. It is absolutely unambiguous. We are living in an age where everything that comes out of the White House should immediately be assumed…

I decided long ago if I am going to make any crass, obscene, or sexually graphic joke on these boards, it must, at the very least, be thematically correct. Thus, just any dildo would not do.

The Breaking Bad Universe is not known for its eroticism but that moment when Kim pushes Jimmy against the wall because she is so turned on she can’t help herself is one of the hottest things I’ve seen on TV in a long while. 

This

Kim Wexler at the end of this episode be all like:

I want to thank Mike Judge, Tim and Eric, and Charlie Brooker for providing me an aesthetic with which I can properly gauge my nausea while watching this clip.

I want to thank Mike Judge, Tim and Eric, and Charlie Brooker for providing me an aesthetic with which I can properly gauge my nausea while watching this clip.

Of course. Because we’re living in some ridiculous alternate reality now which must constantly push the inanity to 10.

Not sure if this has been covered yet here but has everyone seen Trump’s prepared notes for his ludicrous statement yesterday? He makes sure to add “There Was No Collusion” while crossing out the part about bringing the meddlers to justice.

There will be a nice fat salary waiting for him as a lobbyist for the Consortium For Poisoned Water and Unbreathable Air.   

Only took 15 investigations to bring him down. Like in a monster movie where they keep on shooting the creature with tranq darts but it just keeps raging on. 

Scott Pruitt currently loading up his car with staplers, white out, and toilet paper. Having aides strap the sound-proof booth to the roof. Pee-stained Trump hotel mattress hanging out of the trunk.  

I believe it was the author William Gibson who dubbed what Trump is doing as “performative cruelty”.

This was her message right after the election. Rich progressive white woman imparting to the rest of us the profound bit of Eastern wisdom she once read on a box of Celestial Seasonings tea.