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As a child, when I envisioned living in the 21 century it involved flying cars and routine trips to Mars.

It’s amazing what you can get away with when your skin is white...or orange.

This does bring up an interesting question about who exactly deserves to be an American.

One of the many things that drives me mental is the Trumpanzee narrative that prior to Cheetoh Mussolini taking control of the White House the economy was just hammered shit.

I honestly wish we could sit him down and force him to take the 2018 US Citizenship test.

I never once considered French transgressive cinema to be the ideal mode of expression in which to explore the Trump presidency, but it would certainly be interesting.

And even if they do, he is simply a good man whose life has been railroaded by the Deep State which is attempting to destroy the Trump Presidency by entrapping and bringing false charges against the innocent in the WORST WITCH HUNT IN THE HISTORY OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE!!!!

These are people who sincerely believe the law is for the schnooks.

The most frightening thing about the Trump era are the millions of people who actively support all of this, are deluded by conspiracy theories that cast the cops as criminals and the criminals as saints, or who simply choose to look the other way.

It becomes increasingly difficult to determine who should make the definitive film on the Trump presidency.

His sense of time is actually not bad. He instinctively feels when he needs to say something, he just doesn’t understand the language.

The beauty of The Expanse is that it seamlessly weds the aesthetics of a high octane space opera with the weirdness of Tarkovsky, Kubrick, and early Ridley Scott.

Every single goddamn second I was riveted. This episode has the urgent pacing of a first-class thriller.

Wait ‘til Trump orders the Post Master General to issue the Heroes of Bowling Green Massacre commemorative stamp series.

It is also an incredibly apt symbol of the alternative universe all Trumpanzees live in.

I am proposing they sell this alternative coin.

I believe the very nature of ICE attracts a good number of virulent racists just itching to ice some immigrants.

“In the sadness of the death of a long-time smoker to lung cancer, the answer as to why they died is not always immediate. But as long as we work together to ignore the obvious, the answer we are avoiding will never come.”

Trump was never supposed to win. The entire machine was geared up to tear down a Clinton presidency by any means necessary. But now that Trump is president and every waking hour is a new dumpster fire, they have to continue to use her as a bogeyman.

Further proof to me that the only reason the far right exists anymore is to troll liberals. Your street cred is the cumulative amount of liberal outrage you’ve garnered.