You were dressed as Kane from Alien. I was the facehugger who shoved my egg proboscis down your throat. Perhaps we can have dinner in the next 24 hours before my baby bursts through your chest.

With cheese.

Do you know what they call cosplay in France?

Who is the girl at 1:07 supposed to be?

In protest, angry Brits who want to keep their seed domestic, plan to dress up like ancient Celts and dump our sperm in the Thames.

The whole thing is heartbreaking and any man who can't acknowledge the subliminal fear women have to deal with in nearly every interaction with the opposite sex is in denial of the grim reality of our culture.

Needs more vaginas.

I personally think they are going to find a Polybius machine

Just when you think the GIF has peaked has an art form, something like this comes along and completely blows you away.

Whatever you do, do not play this backwards.

Zuckerberg is now busily finding a way for Oculus Rift to read your private thoughts.

Doctors from the Zeta 2 Reticuli system hate her. Learn the trick to her stunning result!

I think we should be teaching kids to fight to the death in order to better prepare them for the Hunger Games.

Yay!!!!!

It still works for me on Valleywag. I just tried it and it was a success. http://valleywag.gawker.com/?tiger=off

Thanks! I am using that word a lot lately. Probably too much.

I didn't even realize it posted! I thought Kinja ate it and so I said a hearty, "Fuck it!", and moved on. Damn, it needs so much editing.

This is part and parcel of the Southern Gothic genre. Did Winter's Bone do much to elevate anyone's general impression of Appalachian folk?

I know we aren't supposed to show explicit nudity on here but, given the topic, I couldn't resist.

Red Lobster is patching through to Dog Fort now, sir. We are awaiting orders.