Washing the laundry is no big deal.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and just say I’m confident a 30 times Pulitzer prize winning publication is not losing sleep over kids with webcams.

I wouldn’t limit to age, but more powerful, sportier car should require a special driving license. It doesn’t make sense that the same license that is valid to a Toyota Yaris is valid to a Ferrari 488 or a Porsche Turbo S.

I got gas next to Denzel Washington one night. It was late, very dark, just us. Gas station in Beverly Hills - the one with the weird orange swoopy tile roof. He pulled up in a Bentley, black T-shirt, all black ballcap. Clearly, obviously him. Then we drove away.

I’m sorry, but the speech was pretty hokey. If Emma Stone made that same speech we’d call her just another self-involved, pretentious actor.

Fine, you are obsessed with people that are obsessed by Brady.

So a dude with more money than most people see in their lives chose to take advantage of economically-disadvantaged individuals for the sake of some anti-Semitic “humor,” and is now surprised that there are consequences that go with that kind of behavior.

Got it.

Having read some of the comments on the previous article…

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Where’s the political leanings? The article is littered with links back to things Trump has said or done. It’s not “spin” it’s reporting on facts

That should be our main concern right now. Lies from the 1990's, not the ones affecting our current daily lives. Great input, guy.

We’re talking about Trump right now. Try to keep up

Good call. You should vote with your wallet: Get your money back from Jalopnik, sue the bastard who forced you to click on the foxtrotalpha link, and never give them another fucking dime.

To be sure, this is the wettest winter in a decade, and unless you’re right by the coast (where the fog may not burn off at all the entire day) it’s pretty much nine straight months of sunshine. That can mess with your head if you’ve recently come from a place with somewhat more variable weather, like Unitas did.…

Wait - who goes to such crazy lengths to buy trees? I bought a real tree at Home Depot. It’s 7 feet tall and only cost $40.

Yo, seriously, [MAJOR SPOILER ALERT] Vader’s rampage right at the end was probably the most fuckin’ amped I’ve been in a movie theater in years. I felt like my head was going to pop.

It’s pointless to say. This time last year everybody was creaming their pants over Ep. 7, and then we all underwent the change, and now 7 might be the worst episode of all of them, and it was fine. It wasn’t great. It didn’t suck. Yes, it borrowed heavily, but all we said after the prequels was “WHY DON’T THEY MAKE A…

On longer flights: The seat is designed to recline. The airline has no rule against reclining the seat. I’d like some sleep before I get to my destination after a 6, 7, 8 hour flight.

Southwest is pretty relaxed and chill. This sounds like something one of the pilots would do. Very #onbrand.

Honestly? I don’t even think they care. Pro-America rah rah flag waving, gun toting behavior doesn’t go much further past...just that. There’s no deeper thought process behind it. It is just pure, unbridled nationalistic hysteria. Facts and reason have no place.

Waaaahhhhhh.