The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

Onomatopoeic Congressional Names: Ranked

Damn, every time I see pics of Ghomert, I can’t help but see one of the villains from Sin City.

Salary caps are the worst. They turn us all into part-time accountants instead of sports fans. Which must really suck if you’re also a full-time accountant. 

Eh, predictable. Just like his mom, he couldn’t resist the West.

Pictured:  Danny Ainge

Jeannie Buss has just invited LaVar to check out this cool thing she found deep, deep in the woods. 

Obligatory:

Atlanta Hawks: Hold my beer.

Also when the AC/DC goes on.

Send the Hawks to Winnipeg, start over with a new team owned by Blank. I want to die.

His feet are soaked but his cuffs are bone dry!

He’s been playing in the Eastern Conference all along?

I’m just here for all the times everyone hated on my Bad Boy Pistons over the years and supported these MAGA-loving Celtics team. All those people who showed GIFs, with glee, Robert Parish punching out Bill Laimbeer, DJ stealing the ball from Isiah. Now, people will see that the Pistons...

(remembers Dennis Rodman…

Never have heroes.

“We must learn to live together as brothers or Parrish together as fools.”

Amazing how quickly I can go from thinking “Ahh, Kevin McHale, I always liked him” to “Fuck that guy!” after learning he’s a Trump supporter. Trump ruins everything he touches.

Speaking of the good old days, I remember when the wives of NBA executives used burner accounts to tweet their complete fucking nonsense.