I hear they give you a full year off in Philadelphia.

“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”

Yeah who doesn’t know about the Mid-American Confernce...idiots

but the 1,000 fans planning to attend the event deserve better.

They should have Trump sing the lyrics to the Anthem, but instead they hand him a sheet of lyrics for In The Garden of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly. I doubt he’d notice the difference.

Carlos Boozer has a quick fix for him.

Perkins was trying to move out of the way as fast as he could.

LeBron James walked out of the postgame after questions about JR Smith. “Be better tomorrow.”

Nobody’s commenting on how this Finals marks the true end of an era - James Jones is not playing in June for the first time since 2009.

You’re clearly not actually a Roseanne fan, because you didn’t start your comment with, “First of all, Larry Bird is the best player of all time . . .”

I like the way Snrub thinks.

Coming soon: “5 Ways the Colangelo burners embody the Ride or Die spirit of the Fast and Furious crew”

Bryan Colangelo being taken down by advanced statistical analysis of his burner Twitter accounts is possibly the best example of poetic justice that I have encountered in my life.

That’s why you pronounce his name as Ryan An-ERR-Son because his “D” is always silent.

You missed 100% of the shots you took.

Oh God. Now I’m not so sorry to see the Rockets lose.

If LeBron beats the Warriors we have confirmation that his powers come from the Heart-Shaped Herb.

So, what do you think of the Browns?

You know what actually hurts?