They really tryna be like The Challenger out here

I’ll tell you the same thing I tell my toddler when she sings that song.

Reads like a Nunes memo to me.

It’s just basketball. It’s not Rocket science. 

The memo’s smug conclusion, clearly based in Logic and Facts, frames the failure of the Rockets to hit any of 27 straight threes, and the failure of Chris Paul’s hamstring to stay healthy, as less significant than those 81 disputed calls.

i know we all hate the rockets, but lets not forget that we also all hate the warriors.

Going to start a dating site for people whos kink is watching Robert Kraft get tugged off. Thinking of calling it Kraft Singles

Albany already has a coach.

My bet is LaVar Ball honestly thinks he is in contention for the job.

You laugh, but Ty Lue checks all the boxes for this organization:

In Philadelphia, Playoffs Not Bees Knees Due To Embiid’s Knee

Lebron said he was activating playoff mode, but he failed to mention he was activating J.R. Smith playoff mode. 

thanks for weighing in, Not Kevin Durant

Remember, this is the team Deadspin has insisted that Anthony Davis should be playing for, and that the Pelicans are a mismanaged mess (who also happen to employ the best player the Lakers have drafted in the last decade).

Stevens needs to give up on this quixotic nonsense and run against John Cornyn.

Just because a rookie plays well doesn’t mean he’s going to be Good^2 as a sophomore.

“Over, Under, In and Out, that’s what shoe tying is all about!” - Principal Seymour Skinner

The Knicks will be flying high when they sign him and Durant, and then three days into training camp the leaks will start about how much they hate each other, and the team will win 11 games.