I’m all for creative license, KinjaNinja, but this premise goes way too far!

If you don’t want to go with Phoenixes, just call them The Phoenix, like The Magic or The Heat. It’ll sound like an adult contemporary radio station.

Oedipus Tex?

Roger Goodell: [murders Jerry Jones]

Interesting to see how China handles this moving forward. The Ball’s in their court.

Also similar to adding your aunts and uncles to facebook only to find out they’re actually racist nimrods.

Since he is going on Sean Hannity’s show it sounds like he would rather cry with the sinners than laugh with the Saints 

Oh look! It’s the Warriors acting like brats when losing a game. I don’t know how I didn’t see this coming after watching one guy kick another in the groin while down 3-1 and another throw his mouthguard all over the arena at fans and refs.

Kraft: None of this matters. It’s not like any of you run real teams anyway.

...Scott Brooks is a Colin Cowherd fan I see

Some smug ones are already laughing about it

I heard that he injured his shoulder at the hair salon.

Doesn’t it look like he has an inner fat kid that is just dying to get out?

Donald Trump has been hearing good things about him like Frederick Douglas.

The only time my passes are called sick is when it is gas.

“How can you say he isn’t trying, you haven’t even seen him try!”

Obviously the Sixers didn’t pay extra for no-Fultz insurance.

This doesn’t make any sense.

Curry has now chucked his mouthpiece at a ref twice and also taken a fake dump mid court of an in progress playoff game. Draymond Green has nut tapped numerous opponents. Kevin Durant has fake twitter accounts to try to make himself look good to rando peeps on the internets.

Surely there are easier ways to avoid playing for the Nets this year?