Go back to school, herb:

“Dude, I love Chappelle Show.”

Probably a paid troublemaker!

That dude’s name is Tyler, and his buddy Bryce picked him up outside the stadium. Count it.

True, youd never see a Trump guy wearing the jersey of a black QB.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

Sneaky move. They start with the woman talking routes. Then when you’re mid chuckle- BAM- here comes the backlash.

You’re not wrong. I once made an emergency trip from NH to the FedEX terminal at Logan. Looked at my map, thought I’d “take a shortcut” back by heading North. Through Chelsea. In 1,243 Alternate Universes, I’m STILL lost and driving around in circles.

The Trader Joe’s in Cambridge is hell to get to, hell to park in, hell to leave. You were in the devil’s asshole of Boston driving right there.

If history has taught me anything, it’s that Cleveland fans have the utmost understanding and levelheadedness about players on their sports teams taking their talents elsewhere. But perhaps this will be the one instance that bucks the trend.

But I was told that Cleveland rocks...

Boston: “Philadelphia charm at New York prices, with LA’s subway system.”

“You would go to Cleveland, and it would be at nighttime, and things would be going on, but you just see a vast difference in terms of what the Midwest is — Cleveland — and what Boston is.”

I’m driving in and [thinking], ‘I’m really playing in a real, live sports city?’ And a great city. I then worry about where I’m driving. Always be on the lookout for the edge of the Earth.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

For the first time ever, Isaiah Thomas gets defensive.

But what he did, knowing everything I went through, you don’t do that, bro.

No Total Recall, Predator, Interstellar, The Martian or Event Horizon, but we do get Dune, AI and Buckaroo fucking Banzai?

I was given a ticket when I didn’t exceed the speed limit, because I was coaching at one school, and the patrol officer graduated from the other, and he let me know he was bitter about this. That happens in life.