So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

“I never saw any racism signs while I was playing at Fenway”

-Curt Schilling

Sandoval has found much more success at his 37 plate appearances at Golden Corral.

Hey there’s nothing wrong with being a slow undersized guard. They always dominate at the Y.

Pretty much this.

Nobody is going to be more upset at this than the graphic designers for NBA 2K18.

The Cavs would be insane to void this and the C’s would be insane to throw anything else in. Part of me wants to think this was Cleveland’s plan all along in the hopes of getting an extra pick thrown in and this is really just a free-roll to see if Ainge blinks.

God, did you see Zizic in summer league? He made Perk look fast.

If no one reads it, is it still a book?

Magic criticizing someone else’s television skills in an example of the pot calling the kettle something unintelligible followed by an awkward silence.

Football is a hellova drug.

“Why were you fired from your last job?”

You’ve really got to stop trying to fuck Cousins like that.

Calibri: If it’s good enough for bringing down the government of Pakistan, it’s probably too good for Dan Gilbert’s rants.

This is the content I live for

Well, obviously President Trump cannot find a better lawyer, and if he could, that attorney would resign upon realizing Trump will continue to share every aspect of the case, publically and won’t shut up, and when a big bill is run up and Trump doesn’t pay it... At least, in the event some real legal case is made…

The Trump boys look like a failed cloning experiment done in jars that someone didn’t sanitize properly.

“Drink a beer and listen a baseball game or something.”

Counterpoint: Baseball is for old men like George Will and is about as exciting as watching paint dry.

The other day I was so desperate for a beer that I snuck into the football stadium to do exactly that.