Chris Crocker.

He's not a bad man; he's just ambitious.

CORRECTION: It’s actually only 660 hp.

So. Someone tells a story based on guesses and conjectures...and now that’s turned into “now we finally know.”

Pretty sure that's a Lambo, dude.

Do children’s songs make you LOSE YOUR SHIT?

Do shoe cars make you LOSE YOUR SHIT?

The Cayman is sexy!

Bro-sky, do car grills make you LOSE YOUR SHIT?

Looks and feels like a Volkswagen.

NO, IT IS NOT.

Wait, people still use facebook?

Seems legit.

Yeah, that’s pretty “dope ass,” dude.

Not everyone agrees, nope. I think the normally scheduled posts on Wednesday and Friday afternoons are definitely enough.

You wouldn't understand, bro.

That chick singing is hot.

Let's get Kanye to do a version.

Pretty sure that's a Lambo, dude.

Bro, does a car hanging from a power line make you LOSE YOUR SHIT?