99charliebrown
Good Grief, Charlie Brown!
99charliebrown

As old and boring as your overall obsession with these nasty cars, brah

Boring. Come on dude, aren't you like older now?

You forgot to write about how this is all somehow our fault and how a huge new onerous CARBON TAX will somehow fix this.

Disturbing to find Israeli propaganda here. Fuck these war criminals.

Don't get much, do ya buddy?

The car-hating woman is back, folks: let’s gather round, yeah? Zzzzzzz.........

No, we will never accept autonomous cars just because bullshit. But keep dreaming, yo.

“Most Mazdas tend to be among the best corner-carvers in their classes...”

Cuing the mindless Miata fanbois in 3...2...1...

I think the real lesson here is that cops shouldn’t be endangering innocent lives simply to recover a fucking pickup that’s over a decade old...but that’s just me.

“...struggles to constructively and professionally respond to negative feedback.”

Ok, so...why do you call this a “rolling caricature”? Or is this just your attempt to be “snarky”?

Those DAMN CARS, amiright?

Diesel fumes contain one of the most carcinogenic substances known to humanity, so fuck diesels. Someone like you who hates cars so much and wants them banned should know shit like this already.

Tacky as shit, and thus perfect for you.

“...may not drop panties like its Z8 big brother...”

How the fuck is an implant the solution to anything, you dolt? The ignorance here is astounding.

Let me guess...somehow this is caused BY ALL THOSE EVIL CARS, amiright?

Someone such as yourself who eats whatever slop is down the street wouldn’t understand. Carry on, plebe.