Do goofy trunks make you LOSE YOUR SHIT?

Yup, it's indeed the Internet, where peeps listen to kooks such as yourself with bullshit like this. Yeah, right on, man.

Do Edsels make you LOSE YOUR SHIT?

A carload of complete fucking assclowns who deserve capital punishment. There's your caption.

As someone who despises cars and wants them all banned, does this video please you, Alonis?

Then return to Jezebel, ma’am.

Looks dangerous as shit. NOPE.

Because Israel needs to commit more war crimes with their occupation, persecution and genocide of Palestine. Great idea!

Dude. Stick to cars and don't become a warmonger.

Do death and other eventualities make you LOSE YOUR SHIT?

Do car wrecks make you LOSE YOUR SHIT?

And? And stop reposting old, tired shit everyone here’s already seen. There’s your “and”, bro.

No thanks; I actually have a girlfriend and don't require bullshit like that.

Bro. Who shit in your Wheaties this morning? Calm the fuck down, kid.

“Consider the Always and Eternal Lord Of Our Hearts, the Miata...”

Lol! Ugly as shit and horrible for the environment. FAIL.

There, fixed that for you.

And not to mention all the bullshit spying and data theft that facebook insists upon.

Careful! Unwise to toss stones at your neighbor’s house when your own walls are made of glass.

Look everyone: the warmonger has some new bullshit for us!