Now now, there, kid: do fictional vehicles used in cinematic productions make you LOSE YOUR SHIT?

V8 power —- now THAT is how you make a fast car; no V4 bullshit here!

Not much.

Does this music make you LOSE YOUR SHIT?

“Science.”

Relax, grandpa.

“While other New York Auto Show people were going to lame parties...”

Lemme guess: somehow BANNING CARS will somehow save the day, right?

Don't worry, you're not missing anything!

Trolling: you’re doing it wrong.

Hans Solo?

That'll buff out.

TL;dr but lemme guess: a huge GLOBAL CARBON TAX will magically fix everything, right?

Horseshit. I wouldn’t drink tap water — unclean and full of heavy metals, chlorine, arsenic, birth control pill residue, Prozac and other drugs — no matter what the fuck it tasted like.

Bto, does an object that’s not a car make you LOSE YOUR SHIT?

Wait, people still use facebook?

Good riddance. AMG should stick to the German stuff and avoid Italian fly-by-night, gone tomorrow puffery.

Looks lame, I'll pass. Horrible looking wagon.

That's gay.

ABOUT. FUCKING. TIME.