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Thank god these Finals finally have a scrappy white guy for the media to fellate.

I didn't really care who wins on Sunday, but now I don't think I've ever wanted anything more than for Lynch to score 6 touchdowns, grab his crotch after every one, win the MVP, receive the trophy from Goodell and get interviewed on the podium after. IF THERE'S A JUST GOD THIS WILL HAPPEN.

Pelini can't let go of his Youngstown roots.... Cool...

After delivering such a brutal beat in front of the television cameras, Katz was banned from the WSOP for two tournaments.

I think it was an honest question because most Alabama fans don't really know what English sounds like.