Not Hollywood.

The WASP base that shops at Target?

I find the best way to avoid awkward interactions is to bring some food to gatherings. Kale chips are an awesome icebreaker.

Can you help me be adequate at Kinja?

Very similar circumstances to Michael Hastings (high speed driving on surface streets on the west side), very similar results. Well, except that he only hurt himself.

My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today.