My all time favourite, and the first car I ever “drove”.

Only way this is funny is if at 5800 RPM the tach puts a pistol in its mouth and blows its brains out. 

I get more of a kick out of their comparison of the Granada to the Rabbit. For the same price, the Rabbit had a bigger trunk, more passenger space in every dimension except width, handled WAY better, accelerated faster, and got better gas mileage.

Do not take Ultium if you are over 80, pregnant, and operating heavy machinery.  You may experience convulsions, coma and death when mixed with alcohol or overdose. 

I lived in Port au Prince, Haiti for a while. Heavy traffic and steep hills. Still preferred a manual.

“Go long on Hertz!”

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My memory of Squarebacks was that the engine covers were well insulated.  That said, some heat did make it into the passenger cabin.  Not enough to melt your luggage, but enough to make a cozy place for a kid to snooze. 

You answer your own question. The purpose is to bloody as many humans as possible.

I literally have:

I was wondering what other of VW’s “scant resources” besides the taillights the car might have used. Any of the body panels? Glass? etc.  You sound like you might know. 

On another continent entirely, I’ve alway thought a PHEV would make the ultimate Safari vehicle. Slip into stealth/EV mode to sneak up on those skittish Zebrae.

Trouble is that the ones who refuse to wear masks won’t be the ones who die- they’ll just infect everyone around them.  

...and any act undertaken for the general wellbeing of others is, to them, deeply suspect.

April was the cruelest month. 

Jason “One Box” Torchinsky is the best nickname since Arthur “Two Sheds” Jackson.

Must be a different dialect. 

Wouldn’t that be “Neloay”? I don’t know much, but I know my Pig Latin.

The rich are not the same as you and me.