One mile outside of Waddle. PA there is a sign that instructs you to "Waddle, 1 Mile".

I would think having no plates would make one fairly conspicuous. Wouldn't a better plan be to get new plates every few months?

Zaphod (or should I say "Phil"): I find this scenario infinitely improbable.

@From a Buick 6: No. Mitsubishi Canter Guts is worse.

Mercedes Benz M-Class. The car that makes you realize how much better any other Mercedes is.

@Jim-Bob-goin' for 400,000 miles in his D22 Frontier: Please tell us more about how you made one of your cars look like a normal house!

@Se7en_speed: But in this case it was. Heterosexuals can be such drama queens.

@two wheels are enough: Yes.

@KillerRaccoon: "Failure is not an option!" So... it must be standard then?

@shinjukuDLJ: But Triumph never built an S.U.V.!

@uso.namae: So THAT'S why my nipples hurt!

@notlauf: A "Czech engine swap" is what you do if your "Czech Engine" light comes on.

@Dawgvet06: AMC Marlin?

It should have ended with a huge foot stomping on them both as in Bambi vs. Godzilla.

Fiat Panda Multijet. FWD and 4X4

@Kulprit442: That and the sound they make when you take your foot off the clutch pedal: that little thopthopthop sound.

He left out the most important part: How to DRIVE your truck.

@hawkeye18: Now imagine that your car is pressurized to what?-maybe ten times the prevailing outside atospheric pressure...

@rotaryfreakjoe: Do you really think it was HIS X5?

@Triborough: "Through a park, to a park" was his slogan, I think.