I once walked back from Jack London Square with my girlfriend and some homeless dude tried to push his glitter art on us for money; even when I tried the “have no cash” excuse, he offered to follow me to an ATM.

Okay, so that makes one person who has ever thought, “The fan experience is better at the Coliseum than at AT&T Park.”

Posting while drunk is never a good idea. The correct order is:

This guy basically just built an entire car and I still have to look up youtube videos when I want to tie a tie.

Dusty clearly refers to Baker and is code for “my ulnar collateral ligament has exploded!”

Never autocrossed a car with a bench seat, ehh? The arm out the door isn’t for chilling, its to hold him in the car.

He seemed to be enjoying SCPD’s elite crowd control.

Caboche only pawn in game of life.

Fuck. It’s been a while since I gasped at a celebrity death like this. Not even sure why this hit me as hard as it did.

The last time the Dodgers were in the world series, I was an 11-year-old kid who was OBSESSED with baseball. My dad and I took radios to games to listen to Vin Scully on the radio at Dodger Stadium, we watched road games on Saturday afternoons while we folded laundry, it was everything. In 88, I genuinely believed I…

I like what truckers do and flash their indicators to tell each other that they have room to pass/enter the lane. I do the same for trucks and other cars.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

“It’s no wonder there are such dreadful drivers here.”

Moved states when I was 16. Already had my learner’s permit and driver’s ed course from predecessor state, as well as a number of local autocrosses under my belt. Successor state taught driver’s ed as a high school course.

I’d imagine there’s only a select group of nerds who’d get that. I am one of them

Lamborghini - now with saucer separation.

I’d assume it’s Fancy Kristen and she bought one for the east coast vacation home and one for the west coast vacation home.

unfortunately no. I’ve never once been told I sounded like Dirty Harry.