Whoa

I Liked Tyus Edney’s better. He had .8 sec more to work with but legit went coast to coast and finished with a soft kiss of the glass over a guy a foot taller than him. Bruins were a fun team to watch that year.

So, here i am a 16 year old with a newly minted driver’s license. My dad and I travel 3 hours to catch a basketball game (The Jazz lost, stupid Rolando Blackmon). We hit the road immediately following the game and once we are on the open highway my dad pulls over and tells me that I am driving so that he can catch…

Let’s see you drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes

One of my best friends was a fatal accident investigator for the NJ State Police. He served for 20 years, retired, and now has PTSD to deal with for the rest of his life.

Didn’t like half the cast of that movie die in weird ways? Also JoBeth Williams, tshirt, underwear.....yes.

The money quote:

There are a lot more planes in the sky today than 50 years ago. The planes go slower so they won’t bump into each other.

San Francisco, Washington, Southern California

This is literally the same game teams played in 2:30 for decades. Tell the Red Sox to stay in the box, tell Julio Urias he does not get to throw one pitch a minute, and — make this a rule, please — tell Gary Sanchez that his green-as-turtle-shit catching ass does not need to make eight trips to the mound in a…

How is it possible to not read your post in the voice of ‘inconceivable’ from Princess Bride???

It could be worse.

Don’t watch this until you get home then.

They also just announced he will have limited participation on the broadcast team.

Why does Alyssa Walker have a burner account?

After diddling around for a few years trying to figure out what to do with that team I’m sure he’ll just get sacked.

it was an icy night and as I came up to the intersection I (yellow car) observed a driver to my right (teal car) begin sliding as they approached the red light. I reacted instinctively and attempted instead of stopped (as I felt I wouldn’t in time) to try and Scandinavian flick my way around the approaching doom.

So I was young and dumb and driving with my mother on a rural road I was unfamiliar with, in the rain. I was driving too fast, both for the conditions and my mom’s dodge caravan, but for some reason my mom wasn’t paying her normal sphincter clenching attention and hitting the imaginary brake on the passenger side. She…

When I discovered there was a gap between my girlfriend’s bed and the wall- when I heard her father coming down the stairs