lol right?

I think he might have also killed that linebacker from Clemson around the 4:40 mark in the highlights

Air-cooled Porsches. Particularly the 993.

what the heck man? This isn’t accidental, this is just the annual city vehicle curling bonspiel. In the opening frame, when we pick up the action, you can see the public is sitting 5 and has jammed up the house to try and control the end. In a great attempt to clear this out, the city plays the blast for an amazing…

Sure: Pink Topped Punching Lady, aka White Trash Russian with a twist:

Ingredients: Redbull, 1 2/3 oz Grain alcohol, 1 oz Fresh cream, 1/8 tsp red KoolAid powder.

the 993 911 Turbos are my favorite. In this color, please.

Volvo should based their entire ad campaign around their seats.

It’s called mount stupid.

Here’s a little anti-Road rage to show you that even when I get angry I don’t.

I know what the average Cubs fan is thinking: “When I was a kid in Palo Alto in the 1980s a funny looking drunk guy sang about Cracker Jacks and Cubbies on basic cable!”

It’s like Simmons is the villain in a shitty morality play written and produced by Deadspin. “Here’s a clip of Simmons walking down the street and offering orthodox opinions on baseball. What an ass! Everybody boo him!”

Kill your idols. Plus he got old and rich and famous (and started name dropping way too much), and obviously that couldn’t be tolerated. I don’t think very many people actually hate him, he’s just a big target and his name probably generates clicks.

Okay, Bill.

this is NEVER not funny

Great article about someone I have no knowledge of other than a vague remembrance of the Jack Morris thing. This article brought her to life, though, and shed light on the sometimes long spiral of an alcoholic. Thank you. Very, very interesting.

Haunts my dreams, always.

Well, the videos show GPS coordinates, it can’t be too difficult to identify the driver’s address.

He looks like he just saw someone litter.

Just saw a kid today with the middle name Arrow. Freaking Arrow.