Both pilots ejected and are safe, with or with out you.

Congratz ohjvo

my grandpa had the red 328!

I think they call that one the Dominic Toretto.

The plane failed to to the barrel roll

What about Freddie Solomon?

They thought of introducing a new 30 yard penalty for that, called, “excessive and unnecessarily rough celebration”, but they knew Phil Sims wouldn’t be able to say all those long words in a row and decided to suspend Josh Gordon instead.

This story contradicts much of what Elton John and Bernie Taupin have been espousing.

Uh, yeah, I was there. It was one of the more shameful things you’ll see in the game. We won the game, but ultimately lost a lot more than the game. I would love to see him miss at least half the season, if not more. If something like this happens again, I would like to see him banned from the game. I believe in…

As a fellow Old Person, my first team as also kept via pen/paper/USA Today box scores. I forget the men, and most of them are surely dead anyway. But I do remember Dan Marino was the QB.

“The Giants won, but under the circumstances, it had to feel like a pretty goddamn terrible win.”

As a Giants fan who’s been watching and listening to them flounder since All-Star break: No, not really. I think we’re all a bit bummed, but aren’t going to complain about a shutout win.

Chicago closed Meigs field because Microsoft kept a log of how many times I hit the Sears Tower.

I remember back in the early 80s, when my family didn’t make enough money to be dirt poor, my parents being without a car. My dad was a Plumbers Helper (the base level plumber that’s basically a gopher) and my mother was a stay-at-home mom (because there was no work for her). Anywhere they went, they either had to…

I had a BMW 633CSI but REALLY wanted a M6. Beautiful car!

I mean, they had to do it, what with the unwritten rules and all. But I think Bochy showed his heart wasn’t in it by having Zito do the deed. Pretty much everybody liked Prince Fielder.

I wonder what the measurement from center of driver’s seat to center of passenger’s seat on both is...

Dat ass tho!

To be fair to Bochy, he just just pulled a move yesterday where he had Madison Bumgarner pinch hit for Matt Cain and after Bumgarner doubled (which, of course, he did), brought in ex- Notre Dame WR Jeff Samardzija as a pinch runner. And just as planned, Samardzija scored the winning run.