993Dave
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993Dave

What kind of automatons do they hire as line judges these days? The player turned around but the woman standing right near the kid didn’t even flinch.

I haver no idea what the odds are, but I do know that about $2.29 worth of zip ties at Lowes would have saved the team a few million dollars they will be paying out soon.

No one ever told them life was going to be this way

Dollar dog day on a Wednesday in Oakland right after the unemployment checks were mailed out. It was like a civil war hospital in the restrooms.

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Also responsible for the greatest commercial of all time

I’m sure both guys would find the title to be absolutely hilarious and totally appropriate.

Highlight of my youth baseball career: playing left field when the other team’s big hitter absolutely crushed one down the line a hundred feet over my head. The left field fence was 380 feet to the pole and didn’t even belong to the baseball field, it belonged to the next field over. Ball bounced twice and somehow

She wouldn’t have looked elsewhere if he wasn’t always flopping in the box.

Man, that “Mo-ooom! Goddddd” body language as she finally heads up the track is just pure, uncut eighth-grader.

I hear irony dents especially bad.

SWIPER, NO SWIPING! SWIPER, NO SWIPING! SWIPER, NO SWIPING!

I had a ‘96. It was indeed a lot of fun. The little V6 didn’t have much horsepower but it revved happily enough and it handled pretty well for a front driver.

a naturally aspirated V12

One ping only, please Vasily.

Ryan, Shome thingsh in here don’t react well to Bulletsshhhhhh!

They also should have made GM executives drive one to the Capitol hearings for the bailout.

I work at the top of a tall building in downtown LA, one attractive to alien invaders. Several years ago, a B-2 was part of the opening day festivities for the Dodgers. As such, it flew downtown before it made the turn for Chavez ravine.

More accurately would be that he must not have 10 relatives splitting the cost of a 2 bedroom house to enable him to lease a mercedes for 800 a month

“You see what happens Larry? You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Armenian Alps?!”

With Respect to the timing: Lady Gaga belted out “the brave” twice. That left a ~10 second window where the timing could be “perfect”. Plus, she could have accelerated or slowed down to match the Blue Angels. I liked how her arrangement allowed for some give.