I wish I could remember its specs, but this makes me the think of David E. Davis’s Boss’s Wagen from the High Irreverent period of Car and Driver.

Will it baby?

Convertible is the right answer, but don’t get a Mustang convertible unless you want everyone to think you are a tourist.

Current Giants shortstop Brandon Crawford was against the move.

Aussies will pronounce this correctly without even intending to.

As a guy I knew once said,

I’m sure everything will go just fine watching a Soyuz launch from there. What could possibly go wrong?

I’m so glad someone recalled this one.

My uncle was the most careful, gentle, intellectual, Consumer Reports-reading car guy you could ever imagine. He usually drove a Buick station wagon, but his wife had a cherry Karmann Ghia and he had a Fiat Spider (in impeccable condition, naturally) for the occasional weekend jaunt.

You’re 400 miles north of Anchorage? You may not be in the middle of nowhere, but I’ll bet you can see it from there.

The Silverado didn’t have enough technology and stuff.

you will remember that there is a professional football team in San Francisco

Peak cheerleader car in high school. This is not a bad thing.

They’re not using VAR in the Premier League yet, though, are they? At any rate, I was powerless to resist the opportunity to throw shade on Mourinho.

“Well, I believe in the soul, the knob, the quim, the swell of a bird’s arse, the curling free kick, bangers and mash, brown ale, that the novels of Jane Austen are self-indulgent poorly-edited bunk. I believe Jack the Ripper never left a note. I believe their ought to be an Act of Parliament outlawing Omniturf and…

As a card-carrying Gen Xer, every bit as addled by sleek 1980s iron as boomers are infatuated with old Camaros, I call dibs on the M5 and M6.

Woohoo, we’re going parenting right! My son bought a ‘96 Ford Ranger, with a five-speed (Millennial anti-theft device FTW). It barely has enough power to get out of its own way up a moderate grade. Perfect!

Nice Mustang.

Nope.  Progress is fine and desired, of course. There is a reason things like laboratories and test tracks exist to test new technologies - to allow for failure in a controlled environment that does not endanger the public.