Cool! So Porsche, just print me up one of these. Thanks!

And that, kids, is how we got “badge engineering” ...

I just ... I can’t ... [sigh] ... if either of you gets this next move right, I’ll just die.

Easy answer, with proven success: Winnebago

While the rocket is still in earth orbit for another couple of hours, you can track it here, listed as Falcon Heavy/Tesla under the Just Launched menu:

The payload is probably too small to spot easily with the naked eye, but as far as tracking where it is at any moment (at least until it leaves Earth orbit later tonight), there is indeed a way to track it, because you can find anything on the internet:

Mocking Alex is the best Alex.

Fancy Kristen is unimpressed. Smart Cars? How utterly gauche. Fancy Kristen would settle for nothing less than a block-securing fleet of Aston Martin Cygnets.

Having visited Spain last month, this heist actually doesn’t surprise me. Every little bread and pastry shop we saw served fresh-squeezed orange juice from a pile of oranges - no fake or concentrate orange juice anywhere. It actually occurred to me, after a few days of seeing the same thing everywhere we went, to…

Following those two disastrous volleys, courtside microphones picked up Hlavackova’s terse remark to her playing partner: “two times, and it has rendered me punch drunk and without bail. Think I’d be safer all alone.”

The wheels on the bus go ____________________

Yeah, yeah! I totally agree! Hey guys, I’m not doing much these days. My phone’s all charged up, gimme a call.

Oh my.

The worker reportedly still has a bit of a headache, but is sitting up again and feeling better.

C’mon, everybody is making up names this year. Don’t even try to tell me “Case Keenum” and “Blake Bortles” are real people. I know how the NFL empire works. It’s obvious they are just cross-promotional tie-ins as minor characters from The Last Jedi.

Calm down. The Pats have been sitting on a top-shelf backup for years anticipating just this exigency. You won’t see any drop in quality when Jimmy Garo —

Quick, someone commission Torch to do a mock-up sketch of a Morgan trike SUV. With RAF livery, natch.

This is Cleveland we’re talking about; they just needed a lighter and they would have had all the hot water they wanted.

Where did you sneak, our beloved Freak?

It’s crazy dangerous to skate around in the dusk like that. You know, like around 1 pm.